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A Flowchart to Determing if You're Going to Have Sex on this Date

When you're out on a date, it's hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex. With that in mind, we've created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to have sex at the end of your date:

An honest scammer

Blogspot 03/28/2009
An honest scammer

Never Lie to a Woman

A man called home to his wife and said, " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends .

Wise guy?

01/19/2009
Wise guy?

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune after his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

A misunderestimated president? George W. Bush will be remembered, in part, for his occasional difficulty speaking and the often-hilarious mangled phrases that he used. (AP)

(AP) President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled statements:

For the fifth consecutive year, AirTran Airways, a subsidiary of AirTran Holdings, Inc. (NYSE: AAI) , is happy to present its first of three annual Satellite-based Aviation Navigational Tracking Apparatus (S.A.N.T.A.) reports. The following information regarding Santa Claus' yearly international flight is based on data from AirTran Airways' System Operations Control (SOC) center in Orlando:

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: