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A Flowchart to Determing if You're Going to Have Sex on this Date
When you're out on a date, it's hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex. With that in mind, we've created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to have sex at the end of ...
An honest scammer
Pride...
Never Lie to a Woman
A man called home to his wife and said, " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends .
One of the cresults...
Wise guy?
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune after his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
Bush Remembered For Not-So-Smooth Talk
(AP) President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled statements:
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you
Flame Warriors
Some years ago a minor spat ignited a searing flame war that threatened to consume a once-placid discusson forum. While the forum burned I amused myself by caricaturing the chief antagonists. Confounded at seeing themselves thus revealed, the comb...
Tic in a spin-dryer
The hamster must have broken the speed record before spinning around 12 times...
New axis of evil
Sasha Baron-Cohen's suprise appearance on the catwalk
McCain: Ahmadenijad
JIM LEHRER: Senator what about talking? JOHN MCCAIN: Well Senator Obama twice in debates that he would sit down with Ahmadenijad (sic), Chavez, and Castro without precondition, without precondition. Now here is Ahmadenijad, Ahmadenijad (sic) who i...
Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.
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Streakers Love Story
Two streakers in love on opposite sides of the planet. They meet for the first time in the most beautiful way!
Illiterate?
I bet that was an effective ad.
Who Said It: Bush or Batman?
Can you guess which of these quotes -- provided by Philadelphia sketch group, Secret Pants -- belong to our president, George W. Bush, and which belong to Batman from his 1960s TV series?