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<item><title>The Coke Bottle Cheat Sheet</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/362239_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;If you have a printer/scanner and a bottle of Coke, you can make one of the most epic cheat sheets of all time. This method looks harder than studying...but also a bit more fun.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a362239-the-coke-bottle-cheat-sheet</link><pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 12:47:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>British man loses licence after drink-driving Barbie car</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/362154_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;A man who was caught drink-driving in a toy car with a top speed of 4mph has been banned from driving. Paul Hutton, 40, was pulled over by police as he drove an electric Barbie car, which moves slower than a mobility scooter, near his home in Essex.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a362154-british-man-loses-licence-after-drink-driving-barbie-car</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:36:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Extramarital sex &#039;causes more earthquakes&#039;, Iranian cleric claims</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/362153_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;Women who dress “inappropriately” incite extramarital sex that in turn cause more earthquakes, a senior Iranian hard-line cleric has claimed.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a362153-extramarital-sex-causes-more-earthquakes-iranian-cleric-claims</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:23:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Man tries to commit suicide by sticking cucumber in his rear end</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/362081_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;A Chinese man was taken to hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, after he inserted it in an apparent suicide attempt.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a362081-man-tries-to-commit-suicide-by-sticking-cucumber-in-his-rear-end</link><pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:21:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Monkey Police patrolling Southern Thailand roads</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/362074_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;An officer&#039;s adopted monkey has been recruited by Thai police to improve relations with the community in the southern Thai province of Yala.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a362074-monkey-police-patrolling-southern-thailand-roads</link><pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 10:10:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Indonesian teen chops off penis, dumps it in a well after losing girlfriend to another man</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/362059_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;An Indonesian teenager has cut off his own penis and dumped it in a well after learning his girlfriend wanted to marry another man.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a362059-indonesian-teen-chops-off-penis-dumps-it-in-a-well-after-losing-girlfriend-to-another-man</link><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Pennsylvania man charged with public drunkenness after giving mouth-to-mouth to dead opossum</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/362035_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;Pennsylvania state police charged a local man with public drunkenness after he was trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a362035-pennsylvania-man-charged-with-public-drunkenness-after-giving-mouth-to-mouth-to-dead-opossum</link><pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 19:02:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Pennsylvania mother accused of drunk driving... baby stroller</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/362030_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;A woman pushing a stroller with her baby inside down a Slatington street on Thursday was charged by local police with endangering the welfare of the child.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a362030-pennsylvania-mother-accused-of-drunk-driving-baby-stroller</link><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 13:28:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Chinese boy has 31 fingers and toes [PHOTO]</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/362019_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;A 6-year-old Chinese boy has a total of 31 fingers and toes. He has seven fingers on the left hand and eight fingers on the right hand. He has 8-8 toes on each foot.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a362019-chinese-boy-has-31-fingers-and-toes-photo</link><pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:29:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>New Jersey town to ban dog barking round-the-clock</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/362005_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;The U.S. town of Piscataway, N.J. has introduced an ordinance banning constant barking around the clock. Dog owners, who cannot discipline their noisy pooches, will be fined.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a362005-new-jersey-town-to-ban-dog-barking-round-the-clock</link><pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 11:26:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>World&#039;s shortest man, He Pingping, dies aged 21</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/361960_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;The world&#039;s shortest man, He Pingping, measuring only 29 inches (74.61 centimetres), has died, a Guinness World Records spokesman said Monday. He was 21.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a361960-world-s-shortest-man-he-pingping-dies-aged-21</link><pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:57:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>American woman aims to become world&#039;s fattest</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/361958_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;A New Jersey mother is trying to put on weight in order to become the world&#039;s fattest woman. Donna Simpson currently weighs 600lb (273kg), but she aims to reach her goal weight of 1000lb (450kg) in two years.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a361958-american-woman-aims-to-become-world-s-fattest</link><pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:58:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>IRS tax agents visits California carwash demanding... 4 cents</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/361948_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;Two dark-suited IRS agents demanding payment of delinquent taxes visited Harv&#039;s Metro Car Wash in Sacramento, California on Wednesday. They delivered a letter to the on-site manager, which was about the amount of money the carwash owed to the feds, numerically speaking, 4 cents.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a361948-irs-tax-agents-visits-california-carwash-demanding-4-cents</link><pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Romanian town erects street signs warning drivers of &quot;drunk pedestrians&quot;</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/361915_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;The mayor at a Romanian town ordered street signs warning drivers of drunken pedestrians lying on the streets to be erected in order to reduce the &quot;despairing&quot; levels of accidents.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a361915-romanian-town-erects-street-signs-warning-drivers-of-drunk-pedestrians</link><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:39:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>German woman alerts police over forgotten vibrator</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/361846_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;A woman in the western German town of Bochum, alerted authorities after hearing &quot;suspicious noises&quot; in her apartment, but was left red-faced when officers found the source was a sex toy.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a361846-german-woman-alerts-police-over-forgotten-vibrator</link><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:57:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Commodities and Currency Trader Turns To Pornstar: F**k them anyway...</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/361813_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;An interview with pornstar Monica Mayhem reveals that it sucks to be a commodities and currency trader so much that the blonde-haired bombshell has rather changed profession to be a stripper early in her carreer. And we are grateful to her for that...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a361813-commodities-and-currency-trader-turns-to-pornstar-f-k-them-anyway</link><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:39:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Nude Snow Woman Asked to Cover Up</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/361786_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;Police told a New Jersey family to cover their nude snow woman following an anonymous complaint.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a361786-nude-snow-woman-asked-to-cover-up</link><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:56:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Miami Prison Holds &quot;Inmate Idol&quot;</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/361741_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;Metro West Detention Center in Miami-Dade held its 2nd annual Inmate Idol Contest Saturday, pitting convicted felons and inmates awaiting trial against each other in a singing and rapping battle. The contest not only showcases the inmates&#039; talents but also boosts their morale.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a361741-miami-prison-holds-inmate-idol</link><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:29:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Nepalese villages celebrate &quot;cursing festival&quot;</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/361713_t.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;Youngsters from two Nepalese villages in the south of the Himalayan country had equipped themselves with the juiciest insults for a 10-day annual &quot;cursing festival&quot; that ended Sunday.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a361713-nepalese-villages-celebrate-cursing-festival</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:35:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The most &quot;unfortunate names&quot; in Britain and America</title><description>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.global-report.com/seattle/images/en/361707_t.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;TheBabyWebsite.com has recently gathered the most unusual - and ridiculous - names ever given to babies in Britain and the United States.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><link>http://www.global-report.com/seattle/a361707-the-most-unfortunate-names-in-britain-and-america</link><pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:38:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel>
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