20 toys for girls that don't look like, er, toys for girls
The Screaming Octopus
The Screaming Octopus Waterproof Massager promises to be eight times the fun with a tentacle for every occasion. Small, purple and see-through, you may want to keep it out of the toy cabinet as it could easily double as one. Despite its name the Octopus's screams, at least, are silent. $10
I Rub My Duckie
For once, the I Rub My Duckie Original doesn't want to be the only one — its far-less-subtle cousin I Rub My Duckie Bondage Edition (pictured above) is here to help make bath time (or any time) fun, too. While Original looks like your ordinary yellow-bodied, orange-billed bathing companion, Bondage came dressed for the party in a tailless black corset, spiked collar, and cherry red ball gag. The latter is also available in a smaller travel size, though its loud getup is no less discreet. $20
Lipstick Style
The Lipstick Style Massager will make things nice and awkward if you grab the wrong thing after fishing around your purse. Undeniably girly, it comes in hot pink and is billed as being subtle and quiet for some fun on the sly. All you need is one AAA battery and a makeup bag with a lock on it. $25
The Penguin
Look at this adorable penguin sitting on its cute little iceberg. It's almost innocent enough to keep on your desk at the office. But we wouldn't recommend it — after all, you never know who's going to walk by and pick it up absentmindedly, only to discover that it's a personal massager. Classy. Perfect for the gal who really loved Surf's Up and Happy Feet. $30
I Rub My Wormie

Hello Kitty Palm Pal
The genius Hello Kitty Palm Pal guarantees that women will never grow too old for Hello Kitty products. It comes in a variety of colors including purple, pink and black and is studded with cuteness. Oh, you don't mind if Hello Kitty watches, do you? Because she will, sitting atop the vibrator with her beady black eyes unblinking, holding her teddy bear. Watching. $50
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