20 toys for girls that don't look like, er, toys for girls

DVICE 17.02.2008 03:45
20 toys for girls that don't look like, er, toys for girls


For all you girls who are alone on Valentine's Day — or you guys who want to get your GFs a little something more than just chocolate and roses — personal massagers are always a good option. ...



(...) This Valentine's Day we scoured the planet to find you ladies some better options, discrete vibrators personal massagers that you can have lying around the house and, if they're uncovered, no one will be the wiser to your AAA activities.
 

 The Screaming Octopus

The Screaming Octopus Waterproof Massager promises to be eight times the fun with a tentacle for every occasion. Small, purple and see-through, you may want to keep it out of the toy cabinet as it could easily double as one. Despite its name the Octopus's screams, at least, are silent. $10


I Rub My Duckie

For once, the I Rub My Duckie Original doesn't want to be the only one — its far-less-subtle cousin I Rub My Duckie Bondage Edition (pictured above) is here to help make bath time (or any time) fun, too. While Original looks like your ordinary yellow-bodied, orange-billed bathing companion, Bondage came dressed for the party in a tailless black corset, spiked collar, and cherry red ball gag. The latter is also available in a smaller travel size, though its loud getup is no less discreet. $20

 

Lipstick Style

The Lipstick Style Massager will make things nice and awkward if you grab the wrong thing after fishing around your purse. Undeniably girly, it comes in hot pink and is billed as being subtle and quiet for some fun on the sly. All you need is one AAA battery and a makeup bag with a lock on it. $25


The Penguin

Look at this adorable penguin sitting on its cute little iceberg. It's almost innocent enough to keep on your desk at the office. But we wouldn't recommend it — after all, you never know who's going to walk by and pick it up absentmindedly, only to discover that it's a personal massager. Classy. Perfect for the gal who really loved Surf's Up and Happy Feet. $30


I Rub My Wormie
 
The new I Rub My Wormie is half the size of the previous version you didn't know about, kind of like an inchworm travel size. It's got three different vibration settings, is quiet, and should completely freak you out because you're using a grinning worm to bring in some happy thoughts. Maybe it's worth noting that it's body is made out of several balls, with a row of knobby "legs" along its belly and a few bumps on its spine. I Rub My Wormie is thankfully unavailable. $30
 

Hello Kitty Palm Pal

The genius Hello Kitty Palm Pal guarantees that women will never grow too old for Hello Kitty products. It comes in a variety of colors including purple, pink and black and is studded with cuteness. Oh, you don't mind if Hello Kitty watches, do you? Because she will, sitting atop the vibrator with her beady black eyes unblinking, holding her teddy bear. Watching. $50


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